APN's daily news review from Israel
Tuesday September 23, 2014
NOTE: Wednesday is Rosh Hashana Eve, consequently News Nosh will come in its
shortened Friday-style form. Thursday there will be no News Nosh and Friday News Nosh will resume.
Excerpt of the day:
(From video clip: Man in van pulls up in gas station and asks attendant (former President Shimon
Peres) to fill it up.
Peres (in blue and yellow uniform): Oil, water?
Man: No thank you.
Peres: Two six-packs of water for 20 shekels?
Man: I'm not interested.
Peres: Do you want cleaning liquid for windshield wipers?
Man annoyed: I'm not interested.
Peres: A camping mat?
Man: Hey, let's get going.
Peres: Okay, a karaoke set?
Man getting angry: I'm not interested, okay?
Peres: Water wings for pool?
Man: No! Can I pay?
Peres: If you keep saying no to every offer, you'll pay a hefty price.
Man: Alright, give me the water wings.
Peres: Drive to peace, it's the only solution.
--From the fabulously funny and witty video clip about Peres' search for a job after the presidency -
with some embedded messages about peace and nuclear reactors.**