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This year the Jerusalem municipality tripled the budget for a polarizing annual flag march, where right-wing Jews celebrate the conquering of E. Jerusalem by marching through the city - and through the Muslim Quarter, which the majority of the Jewish public opposes.

“At this rate, Elor Azariya will be appointed Deputy Defense Minister.”
--In a reference to the IDF soldier on trial for shooting in the head and killing an already shot and neutralized Palestinian assailant who was laying on the ground, Zionist Camp MK Erel Margalit reacts to the announcement that Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu offered far right-wing MK Avigdor Lieberman to be Defense Minister if he joins the government.**

“After this week, I’m not sure I want my children to remain here.”
--Patriotic veteran Channel 2 News military correspondent, Roni Daniel, shocks the country on live TV.*

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In one of numerous examples of refusal by Israel's National Archives, researcher activists say they tried to access files compiled by a committee examining the 1990 riots on the Temple Mount, but the archives allegedly refused to provide the documents, giving no reason, even though 25 years had passed since the incidents. **

"And on this issue, it won’t be possible to rely on the American precedent, because capital punishment in America isn’t applied selectively to a certain population group."
--From today's Haaretz Editorial on the easing of the law for executing only Palestinian terrorists - but not Jewish ones.

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Classified documents, likely revealing methods to solicit information, were accidentally passed into the hands of the attorneys of seven Jewish individuals indicted for terror activities last month.

"The problem is far worse. The ill spirit of racism communicated by the ministers and members of the leadership is being translated into an intolerable reality of violence."
--MK Dov Khenin of the Joint List called on Public Security Minister Gilad Erdan to "get answers for what appears, ostensibly, to be a lynching, in broad daylight -- an assault on an innocent civilian in broad daylight (by security forces) just because he is Arab."

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"The State Prosecutor’s Office also insisted to be the one to represent the state at the High Court, meaning its people, whose views in opposition to (publishing) the report are clear, will represent both sides of the appeal."
--Yedioth's Ronen Bergman writes about the ombudsman report on the relations between the National Forensic Institute and the State Prosecutor's Office, which state prosecutors are trying to prevent from being published.  A source who read it said it is a virtual 'earthquake.'