You Must Be Kidding #1: 
"Netanyahu didn't really like the idea, but the President waited and the embarrassing thing is that my phone got stuck. I got a bit cheeky, insisted, turned the phone off and on. He was super patient, waited until I got the camera working. We took the picture and, let me tell you, for me—and I think also for him—it was a historical moment."
--Likud MK Oren Hazan told the Israeli media about the controversy-sparking selfie he grabbed with US President Donald Trump.*

You Must Be Kidding #2: 
“This club has been in Jerusalem since before the creation of Israel and thus the flag is not simply an item on a uniform: It is part of who were are.”
 -- Christian Arab scout leader said after Israeli Police blocked the Palestinian scouts from accompanying US President Donald Trump on his visit to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem unless they removed them emblems of the Palestinian flag from their uniforms.**

Trump-related Quick Hits:

In Israel, Trump Makes the Word 'Peace' Great Again (Barak Ravid, Haaretz+) Trump’s first achievement during this visit is that he has succeeded in bringing peace, which in recent years had become a dirty word, back to the center of Israeli public and political discourse 
A moment of grace: Trump surprised and became a messenger of peace (MK Nachman Shai, Maariv) The United States remains a great friend of Israel. Beyond the political disagreements here and there, one should hope that this will be the main message that the president's visit will leave behind.
In Israel, Trump Fits Right in - if Only He Would Stop Talking About Peace (Chemi Shalev, Haaretz) Trump is the most 'Israeli' U.S. president in history, but not in a good way. 
The world is in shock: It is not clear why Trump's security guards did not work properly against Oren Hazan (Ron Kaufman, Maariv) The parliamentary clown, MK Oren Hazan, came to get a selfie with the guest. The prime minister's demand that the politicians come to the ceremony brought no honor, only a pile of shame. 
Parochial Israeli Reception Makes Even Vulgar President Trump Look Statesmanlike (Yossi Verter, Haaretz) U.S. President Donald Trump is a man well versed in vulgarity. But even he must have been surprised by what awaited him in Israel on Monday.
We want peace, not a peace 'process' (Boaz Bismuth, Israel Hayom) We have grown tired of futile diplomacy. As long as the Arabs and Palestinians don't recognize Israel as the nation state of the Jewish people, there is no chance for peace.
Palestinians Have Given Up on Trump Ever Saying 'Palestinian State' or 'Israeli Occupation' (Hisham Sharabati, Haaretz+) Trump wants to play peacemaker, but he has a weak opening position: zero credibility among Palestinians
A Saudi embrace against Iran (Nadav Eyal, Yedioth/Ynet) A day after leaving Saudi Arabia, the American president’s speech seems to be a continuation of the traditional line adopted by all presidents since the 9/11 attacks. In lieu of the Trump who built his political career on condemning Islam and Muslims, we got Trump’s oath of allegiance to the Sunni narrative in the Middle East.
With Trump, Against Israel's Annexationist Right (Haaretz Editorial) Fear of the U.S. president's unexpected reactions is helping Netanyahu mobilize forces to block the ministers of the extreme right. This is good news.
A door to a new, old Middle East (Prof. Eyal Zisser, Israel Hayom) In the eyes of U.S. allies, Trump's speech in Riyadh has the power to restore the U.S. to its traditional role in the region as defender of its friends. 
Why Trump's Western Wall Visit Is Actually Bad News for the Israeli Right (Anshel Pfeffer, Haaretz) No sitting U.S. president has ever visited the Kotel before. The fact Trump broke with convention has nothing to do with fulfilling the Israel lobby's wildest dreams
The two-state tango is over (Moshe Dann, Yedioth/Ynet) The more Israel clings to plans for a Palestinian state that include most of Judea and Samaria, the more it undermines its legitimate claims and weakens its diplomatic position. 
President of the United States, please do not reduce our small country even more (Meir Uziel, Maariv) Perhaps in the face of an unconventional person like you unconventional things can be said. What would have happened if we for once we presented a map in which we will mark what we really want as permanent borders? Some personal words for Trump. 
The Israeli Lawmaker Heralding Genocide Against Palestinians (Daniel Blatman, Haaretz+) Deputy Speaker Bezalel Smotrich's admiration for the biblical genocidaire Joshua bin Nun leads him to adopt values that resemble those of the German SS
Saudi Arabia, kingdom of hatred, fighting radicalization? (Ben-Dror Yemini, Yedioth/Ynet) While US President Trump announces the opening of a global center for combating extremist ideology in Riyadh, the Saudis keep funding the most radical elements of Islam. 
Barak Is More Dangerous Than Bibi (Haim Baram, Haaretz+) Despite what some disillusioned flatterers are saying, Ehud Barak isn’t the man to fight the good fight against Netanyahu’s rotten right-wing regime. 
Mahmoud Abbas' Historical Missed Opportunity (Elie Podeh, Haaretz) Had Abbas accepted the Olmert government’s proposals on borders, land swaps and a West Bank to Gaza corridor in 2008, they would have become U.S. policy, from which any future administration could not easily retreat. 
A new era in US policy on Iran (Zalman Shoval, Israel Hayom) The Trump administration is still crafting its policy on Iran but it has a clear view of Iran's regional aspirations and the dangers they pose. 
Iranians Smell Shortsighted Hypocrisy in Targeting by Trump and His Mideast Hosts (Ariane Tabatabai, Haaretz) King Salman and Netanyahu have eagerly backed Trump's tour mantra: Iran, Iran, Iran. But targeting Tehran will inflame sectarianism and weaken the war against ISIS. 
Trump's Deal Is a Long Way Off, but Preserving Status Quo Important for Palestinians (Amira Hass, Haaretz) Any achievements that can be credited to Palestinian diplomacy are the kind that simply preserve the status quo with the Israelis. 
Give Ivanka Trump a Break, She Didn’t Get the Western Wall Wrong (David B. Green, Haaretz) Twitter erupted after the first daughter described Jerusalem’s Kotel as the holiest site in Judaism; as part of the Temple Mount, that’s exactly what it is. 
The Israeli peace initiative: Trump can be considered a leader of historic stature (Dr. Ofer Israeli, Maariv) If Donald Trump adopts a limited Israeli-Palestinian agreement, he will appear as a failed leader that has led to a worsening of the conflict and not to its resolution. But if he adopts a multilateral arrangement, he will succeed where his predecessors have failed. 
Otherwise Occupied Should I Take the Settlers’ Bus to Save Time? (Amira Hass, Haaretz+) Some ethical dilemmas that arise from living in this land.